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Some time ago, after the big bang had finally
calmed down and a shining planet called Earth had come
into existence these two paramecium walked into a pub
and ordered a couple of pints of the cheapest
primordial soup on tap. They struck up a lively
conversation on the nature of being, the cute amoeba
at the end of the bar and how those dirty viruses were
ruining things for everybody. At the end of the
evening the two left with a greater understanding of
their fellow beings and a renewed sense of why they
were here.
Flash forward an indeterminate span of time (some
say seven days, some say billions of years; discuss).
Two guys with the pub gene got tired of throwing small
amounts of money away in semi-frequent bursts and
decided that the cure for this was to throw all of
their money away in one fell swoop. So, with a
combined background in the service industry that spans
nearly 20 years (on both sides of the bar) these two
guys whom we'll call Dirk and The Safecracker pooled
their resources. After realizing that these didn't
amount to much more than a big red truck, a laptop
computer, a stack of credit cards and an obscene
desire to never, ever, ever have another day off Dirk
and SC began looking for space that would accomodate
their dream. One dreary afternoon, fresh off the
discouragment of realizing that an old strip club on
Sandy Boulevard would not become their Xanadu, the two
stumbled by a "garage" sale in the old Nancy J Market
space at 12th and SE Yamhill. It seemed too good to
be true and of course it was. BUT, with the tenacity
only a cornered badger or smitten lover could muster
and a mysterious benefactor known as Semi-Deep
Pockets, Dirk and SC stepped, nay, leapt from the
precipice and lo and behold, The Basement Public House
was born.
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